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Tuesday, August 02, 2005 

"I'm like God to these animals!"

Great Onion article this week on the possible existence of Karl Rove; but there's an extra bonus for those who read Something Awful:

McClellan reiterated his denial of Karl Rove's existence 33 times during the press conference. When pressed, he distributed a list of "real, actual political figures about whom I'd be happy to comment." The list included only President George W. Bush and Secretary of Transportation Norman Y. Mineta.



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