Food is awesome when you're drunk
		
			By which I mean:  These saltines are the best saltines ever.
		
		
	
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Ian Mathers is a freelance writer whose work has appeared in Stylus, the Village Voice, Resident Advisor, PopMatters, and elsewhere. He does stuff and it magically appears here.
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