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Thursday, January 27, 2005 


"Hey Bob, if you want to keep your job you'd better quit smoking."

"What, you mean in the break room? If it's that big a deal I'll just go outside."

"No, I mean quit smoking period. 24 hours a day. If you smoke, even at home, we're going to fire you."

"Oh yeah?"


"Fuck you guys and your shitty job."

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