What makes a man start fires?
For that matter, what makes a man get wasted on cheap Labatt 50 when he has to go to work the next day?
(PS If you thought the answer had something to do with the lack of anyone to say "don't stay out so late tonight" or "don't get so drunk tonight", you're on the right track)
(PS If you thought the answer had something to do with the lack of anyone to say "don't stay out so late tonight" or "don't get so drunk tonight", you're on the right track)