No good deed goes unpunished
So Ben and I were just at Harvey's, having a quick meal, and this older gent had some trouble getting his trash in the proper receptacle - he dropped his coffee cup. Since I was sitting right there I picked it up for him and put it in the trash.
He then proceeded to address us for at least ten minutes about the evils of smoking, drinking, eating bad foods (like pizza; pizza is bad) and the like. He wasn't angry with us or anything. He was trying to help us. My favourite line: "And don't ever eat in restaurants. You'll never see me eat in restaurants."
We were, of course, in a restaurant.
He then proceeded to address us for at least ten minutes about the evils of smoking, drinking, eating bad foods (like pizza; pizza is bad) and the like. He wasn't angry with us or anything. He was trying to help us. My favourite line: "And don't ever eat in restaurants. You'll never see me eat in restaurants."
We were, of course, in a restaurant.
