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Tuesday, January 04, 2005 

Dance, rummy

A Bulgarian man has been found alive and conscious and capable of speech with a blood alcohol level of 0.914. The legal limit in Ontario, to give you an idea, is 0.08. The hospital thought its equipment was broken.

[Kent Brockman]I, for one, welcome our new alcohol-blooded leaders.[/Kent Brockman]

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