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Friday, January 21, 2005 

Procrastinate? Me?

Bold what is true.
Italicize what you aren't sure about.
Add one to the end.

Any comments from me about any of these will be in square brackets.

001. I miss somebody right now. [I can't think of a time in my life when this wouldn't be true]
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping. [I hate having to sleep, but I love the process]
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal. [Don't bother asking]
009. I've watched porn movies. [Ditto]
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently. [Fuck, yeah]
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. [see comment on #1]
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. [Just a little Swiss Army one]
020. I'm really, really smart. ["really, really"?]
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now. [Thanks, parents]
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. [Well duh]
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
036. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
037. I like the way that I look. [Depends on the day, really]
038. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months. [Honest]
039. I know how to do cornrows.
040. I am usually pessimistic.
041. I have mood swings. [Don't we all? But I think they may be referring to outright pathology here, hence the italics...]
042. I think prostitution should be legalized.
043. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
044. I have cheated on a significant other.
045. I have a hidden talent. [Hidden to who?]
046. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
047. I've been sexually intimate with fewer than ten people. [I'm saving myself for death]
048. I am currently single.
049. I have kissed someone of the same sex. [No tongue]
050. I enjoy talking on the phone.
051. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
052. I love to shop. [For what?]
053. I would rather shop than eat.
054. I would classify myself as ghetto.
055. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
056. I'm obsessed with my LiveJournal.
057. I don't hate anyone. [Hate is such a strong word; I'll use it casually, but don't really mean it]
058. I'm a pretty good dancer.
059. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. [Uh... what?]
060. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
061. I have a cell phone.
062. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
063. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. [More like never]
064. I have never been in a real relationship before.
065. I've rejected someone before.
066. I currently have a crush on someone.
067. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [Now if it only paid...]
068. I want to have children in the future. [One, probably. Maybe two. We'll see]
069. I have changed a diaper before.
070. I've had the cops called on me before.
071. I bite my nails.
072. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
073. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
074. I have a lot to learn. [Another "duh" one]
075. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
076. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
077. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
078. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
079. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
080. I have been rejected by someone.
081. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past. [ICK]
082. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie. [K does, so I haven't picked it up]
083. I have avoided work to play on LiveJournal.
084. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
085. I enjoy country music. [Do Johnny Cash and "Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)" count?]
086. I love my best friends. [All of them, actually]
087. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
088. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
089. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
090. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. [My coworkers are killing themselves laughing...]
091. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. [ICK]
092. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
093. Halloween is awesome because you get give out free candy.
094. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
095. I have dated a close friend's ex. [Provisionally ick, but I guess it depends on context...]
096. I'm happy as of this moment.
097. I have gone scuba diving.
098. I've had a crush on somebody I have never met.
099. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
100. I play a musical instrument.
101. I strongly dislike math.
102. I'm procrastinating on something right now. [Heh. I swear I didn't know that was coming]
103. I own and use a library card.
104. I fall in "lust" more than in "love." [It's the plumbing]
105. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
106. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever. [Fuck. Off.]
107. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
108. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
109. I am an entirely different person around different people. [Perceptually? Sure!]
110. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
111. I think Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
112. I am suffering of a broken heart.
113. I am a nerd. [geek, thankyewverymuch]
114. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
115. I am left handed and proud of it. [FUCKIN' A]
116. I try not to change who I am for someone. [Not the essential bits]
117. My heart resides below my feet. [WTF?]
118. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with. [...at the time]
119. I enjoy smoothies.
120. I have had major surgery.
121. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
122. I am listening to Radiohead right now. [Ratatat, actually; "Cherry"]
123. Some people call me by a nickname. [I refer you to #8]
124. I once stole a music stand.
125. I like pumpkin pie.
126. I love NASCAR!
127. I own over 200 CDs. [Heh heh heh]
128. I work 7 days a week.
129. I have mono.
130. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
131. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor. [In the "why are you making me laugh about dead babies?" sense]
132. I'm still in my PJs.
133. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
134. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong girls/guys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate. ["can't help but reciprocate"? Why not?]
135. I'll try anything three times.
136. I've done drugs other than alcohol or cigarettes.
137. I'm having trouble sleeping.
138. I am a cuddler.
139. I like John Waters films.
140. I have made a pornographic videotape.
141. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
142. One of my boobs is bigger than the other though not noticed by others.
143. I know all the words to the Firefly theme song.
144. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel.
145. I love comfort food.
146. I'm a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it. [You have wings?]
147. I'm Catholic.
148. I can walk a mile without feeling like I'm going to die over. [Not sure what "die over" means, but I'll risk it]
149. I am a college student. [University, but this is American, so...]
150. I like to cook.
151. I hate vacuuming with a passion. [Hate is such a strong word]
152. I'm addicted to photography and picture frames.
153. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show.
154. I generally get along with my parents.
155. I like Shakespeare.

156. I like to sing. [...in the shower]
157. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
158. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won't/can't because I don't want to hurt/be hurt by them. [Over that phase of my life, thanks]
159. I'm not "mainstream" when it comes to religion. [Heh]
160. I've counted down the days until the summer.
161. I've fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering. [I think I did]
162. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
163. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life.
164. I love Digimon and wear goggles to school.
165. I have been to an anime convention. [I've been to a convention, and there was anime there]
166. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
167. I am addicted to roleplaying.
168. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
169. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
170. I read hardcore Christian Bible Tracts because I think they're funny.
171. I hate to drive.
172. I'm unemployed but would rather sit on my butt and play video games than look for a job.
173. I come from a southern, highly religious family and have chosen to keep a major part of my life secret from my family for now.
174. I have a serious taste for older women.
175. I had a happy childhood.
176. I have an unhealthy obsession with certain child actors.
177. I am an only child.
178. I have more than five different lotions on my desk right now.
179. I have a more active online social life than IRL.
180. Sometimes, I actually like my job.
181. I love animals, and have had at least one pet.
182. I love writing letters.
183. I haven't had sex with a lot of people, but I've had a really wide range of sexual experiences with those few. [Define "really wide range", please; I'll err on the side of discretion, for once]
185. I sleep the entire day but am awake all night long.
186. My two children were born in the same month.
187. I like the taste of blood.
188. I do not know how to swim.
189. I know how to shoot a gun!
190. I am currently pregnant with my first baby!
191. I flew to another state when I was underage without asking/telling my parents.
192. I've experienced natural childbirth.
193. I am a HUGE "Sex and the City" fan. [Not, you know, HUGE]
194. I am currently experiencing physical pain.
195. I've lost time at work this week because my car was encased in an ice flow.
196. I'm looking for a new job that I actually like.
197. I am OCD about at least one thing. [If we're being flippant, yes]
198. I have a child named after a fictional or mythological character.
199. I have a pet named after a fictional or mythological character.
200. I have been paid money for my art. [I've been paid CDs...]
201. I never ever tan. I never try.
202. I still have at least one hobby that I had when I was a kid.
203. I can't stand to be around most of my family
204. I absolutely LOVE Full House.
205. I have knitted at least one thing for a friend/family member.
206. I have owned/currently own a work of visual art (photography, painting, collage, sculpture, etc.) from a local artist.
207. I have lied somewhere on this meme. [No, really]
208. I am a member of The Camarilla, and not ashamed to admit it. [You should be]
209. I am currently reading three or more books simultaneously.
210. I've used my significant other's sexuality to advance my career. [How does that even work?]
211. I want a DNR. [What's that?]
212. I always go from one extreme to the other, I never find a happy medium.
213. I have unhealthy obsessions I am unashamed of.
214. I would sleep with a font if it was possible.
215. I want to cry.
216. I have my driver's license.
217. I have more than four piercings.
218. I can't keep up with the current social climate at all. [I don't know, which might mean "yes"]
219. I like braids.
220. I think Dr. Suess is one of the best author/illustrators ever.
221. I'm over six feet tall.
222. I hate stupid people.
223. Feet disgust me.
224. I stay up too late doing nothing in particular and then feel bad about it. [Obviously]

210. I'm thinking along the lines of Indecent Proposal.

Ah. Makes sense.

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