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He's a scrappy white trash photographer with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a psychotic junkie doctor who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
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Ian Mathers is a freelance writer whose work has appeared in Stylus, the Village Voice, Resident Advisor, PopMatters, and elsewhere. He does stuff and it magically appears here.
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He's a benighted small-town stage actor possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's an elegant belly-dancing hooker with the power to see death. They fight crime!
Posted by Ian | 4:42 PM
He's a war-weary overambitious romance novelist on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a psychotic cigar-chomping vampire from Mars. They fight crime!
Posted by Ian | 4:43 PM
He's a lonely sweet-toothed barbarian from the Mississippi delta. She's a hard-bitten insomniac cab driver from beyond the grave. They fight crime!
Posted by Ian | 4:43 PM
He's an underprivileged ninja farmboy in drag. She's a sharp-shooting hip-hop mercenary who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
Posted by Anonymous | 11:29 AM
He's a shy ninja gone bad. She's a virginal wisecracking Valkyrie from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
Posted by Anonymous | 2:48 PM
...I would actually like to see that one.
Posted by Ian | 3:01 PM