Harsh
Once again, I could tell it was Chris Ott from the opening. I was hoping I'd be wrong, for variety's sake, but nah. Look, I don't like the Vines that much either, but this just doesn't make sense:
No one needs The Vines. No one cries over Vines songs, or includes them on breakup mixes. They're vague, inoffensive noise, a band attractive to sheltered teens who find Hot Topic punk and nu-metal goth overbearing.
Look, this is just self contradictory. Yes, the Vines probably do get included in breakup mixes and are cried over. It's just that this happens with the same "sheltered teens who find Hot Topic punk and nu-metal goth overbearing", which apparantly means Ott thinks those poor, unfortunate souls are inhuman enough to count as "no one". Never mind that they massively outnumber us indie snobs.
No one needs The Vines. No one cries over Vines songs, or includes them on breakup mixes. They're vague, inoffensive noise, a band attractive to sheltered teens who find Hot Topic punk and nu-metal goth overbearing.
Look, this is just self contradictory. Yes, the Vines probably do get included in breakup mixes and are cried over. It's just that this happens with the same "sheltered teens who find Hot Topic punk and nu-metal goth overbearing", which apparantly means Ott thinks those poor, unfortunate souls are inhuman enough to count as "no one". Never mind that they massively outnumber us indie snobs.