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Monday, May 01, 2006 

So angry

"It probably would have helped if I hadn't forgot to bring shorts for the gym today."

If you insert shocking levels of profanity between practically every word in the above sentence you have what I was thinking staring into my locker this morning. If it was just a case of wearing underwear and jeans instead of exercise shorts while at the gym, I would have gone ahead and done it. But I refuse to exercise in underwear and jeans which I then have to wear at work for the rest of the day, because that is just disgusting.

Now, I do remember looking for my spare shorts on Friday as I put my main pair into the wash, and not finding them, so I think both sets were dirty. But that doesn't change the fact that I pay the school gym a fair amount of money, and I don't do it just so I can fucking shower.

I'm going to start going to the gym some day. maybe. Then I can have this frustration too!

Even better, you can have the frustration of waiting for equipment! Although since this is the school gym, the summer is the least busy time of year.

I wonder how much gym membership is for students at the school I'm applying to.... Hmmmmm. Waiting for equipment sounds like fun!!

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