Prescient
This story is about one step away from being in The Onion. This paragraph in particular:
"Takoda will come out and greet you as you come in to conduct your business in the credit union," branch manager Kerry Hendry said on Wednesday. "And if you allow her to, she will probably give you kisses as well."
"Takoda will come out and greet you as you come in to conduct your business in the credit union," branch manager Kerry Hendry said on Wednesday. "And if you allow her to, she will probably give you kisses as well."
